The Comical side of the primaries

What are the democrats doing?
Yea. You heard it here first. The democratic party is slowly melting.

They had all but a guarantee to win the White House thronedom.

Then in their infinite wisdom, thinking a Democratic president for the next four years was not enough, they have to break barriers. That must have been one strange meeting of the Democratic Party’s power heads. I would like to have been a fly on a wall in that meeting. I think it must have gone something like this:

Break barriers, what the heck are you talking about, I will be just happy to rid of that ugly sage bush from Texas.

No, we have to break barriers. I mean we already have this one won. Look. You know I know we all in this room know it. So, lets break a barrier.

Like what barrier?

No, wait I have a say here and I say we make this election is about gaining voting blocks. I still cant believe we over looked the Hispanic voting block. Besides are we not talking about Power...the more blocks we have the more of a future we have, and our ability to break barriers.

No, its barriers like a women president.

Ah! Bill you are just trying to figure out a way to get a third term.

No, we can have any woman, trust me here.
But you know Hillary is the best, I have made sure of it.

But, If we are talking barriers, how about a black president.

Yea, but who...wait how bout that young pup from Chicago who we have be grooming...what is his name....Barracks....what a name...
Ok. Jack, but he is not from Boston, but he will do.
Ok. Ken, you had your chance with your buddy over here last time.
No, its O'bama. But wasn't his father a Muslim.....wasn't he.

Well that is even better; we take care of the Muslim voting block at the same time.

Well if we are going to have a Hillary, that Obama kid, then we have to have a Hispanic, how bout Bill Richardson he has done wonders in New Mexico...and it will help us with the Hispanic voting block.
Yea, if it wasn’t for Bill we probably wouldn’t have any of the Hispanic voting block.
You know the problem here is that we told Mr. Edwards that he would have a chance this election...remember the promise we made him...
Oh. well we did not say it would be a shoo in.

Hell. Guys what are we doing here...We have taking on every voting block possible we want to cater in one election and we are throwing up every possible special interest candidate just so we can break a barrier. This is going to be crazy and are we going to be able control it.

Yea. Remember we have a lock on the presidency this election.

Well, we will be throwing everything into the kitchen sink, but the UFO buffs.

Oh! we have Kucinich for that voting block.