Next week Pelosi's Peons will be filling our vacuum void of senseless politics.
First on her agenda is to give our unwelcomed, and illegal aliens a raise. Imagined this: one of the reason "The Trunks" was given the ole' mouse treatment was because of their refusal to stop the flow of illegals over our border.
So, Nancy first Item of business is to give the illegals of her state a raise in the form of a minimum wage increase. Now that's progress.

Do you see why I say we need a new party for the middle class.

By the way Nancy, why did we not hear about your 100 day plan until after the election?

Next:
I am all for you Rob since you are from my old college. But I have to ask you, older brother of Bill, if you can't direct the Aggies to a national championship how do you expect us to believe you can direct "America's "real" team" to a win over a rag tag group of Jesus hating ball bangers.

Oh! Did you hear, according to CNN, Big George is getting a sneak peak at the big waste of money and time most call the Iraq Report. Duh! Wasn't he the person that formed the group?
Which brings me to Georges Intellegience. Most of the last 7 years I have heard jokes, and some what serious statement as to George's stupidification. However, since the before the elections he has been making fools of alot of smart people. Which brings me to George last laugh. Since before I have been born the party in power always abandon the president in the last mid-term election and campaign against him. Nothing new this time around except.....................George's has the last laugh.................Since the mid-term I have heard more times than fingers: why did not George say that before the election. ................EM........Since George is the loyal type of person......Could he have taken your(republicans) betrayal and adbandoment personally....HAHAHAHA...Then lastly he has just slapped you in the face with the
Rumsfeld Report.


On to worldly Issues.

Kofi Annan states that Iraq is worst than Civil war. I.e. Meaning: Hell of a lot people got kill and America will still win and I get to blame them for the deaths. However I would like to ask Kofi? If Iraq is worst than aCivil war then what is Sudan worst than hell. Wait! Can't say that, since Kofi's home country is Ghana and has a personal interest in the outcome of the wasting of millions of Sudanese innocent people. Question: Is this a new Oil for food program. Please Kofi use your stature to help your home content of Africa before getting into our business. After all, It seems to me the world gave you the largest platform in the world to help your people, but we still have the mass murdering or should I say the massive mass murdering of your fellow Africans. In addition, I think most in the modern world would say they prefer America's Iraq over your Sudan.

Bolton Bolts: Thank you, Love you guy, but you really should learn to trim your lip raggings.

Here the news that Nasa wants a moon base. I guess that is the logical solution to being slighted by the bangers of bond plastic. Yep! Nasa is in a race to get the base built before writers of 007 run out of script. On a lighter side: Is it just me or is James just getting smaller and smaller. I heard you actually lose some height in your old age, but this is ridiculous.

Here is a good one: New York Bands trans fat restaurants. I hate to tell you William Jefferson but Hillary is wearing the pants now. So, when you piss her off, you can expect this kind of response. After all, she pretended to be married to you for years and she surely knows your weak spots.

Supreme Court News: Justices of justice has decided to take on the case of "Bongs 4 Jesus Banner" Although I can think of many witty responses, I simply must ask which Justice is coming up short on their christmas shopping list money. Because this can only be referred to being a overtime issue, actually should I rephrase that as the justices need for overtime.

In addition I hear lucky strikes was on the menu for the justices post dinner break to the den.

Lastly, The pope visit to the land of the believers in everything he believes but the only important person. In fact, I'll bet you a bottom dollar that Popeman prayed to our guy in white right before he tried to convince Mosque breathing Imons of the east, that its not important.


oops....The current news got me adding one thing.

Duh! Caught Cavuto and a fellow name Klugman going after each other. The premise: The rich is screwing the middle class. Of course, Cavuto states that a lie, but both concedes its been happening since before Reagan. And Here comes my super DUH!
Has not both the Democrats and the republicans dominated our financial future during this period. Which brings me to my Cause: Why we need a party for the middle class.
Democrats says Republican takes from the middle class for the rich. Democrats claim to be the champion of the poor. Reality!
Republicans take from the middle class for the rich.
Democrats take from the middle class for the poor.
Both party, has had its crooks, molestors, tax frauds, and otherwise corky, screwy, and just wierd participants.
What do we really have to fear by having a third party in power.
Of course, we can count on the news outlets to help bring sanity to our countries political system.
Which brings me to my opening: I will be shocked if any news media points out that the minimum wage increase proposal will actually, once again, take away from middle class. In addition, to add insult to injury, the people that will benefit from pelosi's pet, other than California, is Illegal aliens.

Please god give me a billion dollars this christmas, I promise to use it to start a party of the, for the middle class. Of Course, that is after I invest a few dollars into alternative energy, Because we know our government will not. After all wasn't it in the seventies when the first lines at the gas pumps began to appear. Thats, what, 30 years plus, and not even a slightlest hint that our politicians get IT.